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Friday, December 09, 2005
Cliff Notes for Last Post
I was attacked in my sleep by the Hamburger Helper mascot. The so-called "Helping Hand" will no longer be my roommate. When you meet a product mascot in person, it is very scary.
Why don't you write about important things, like Donald Pleasence or Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? That damned hand is French, you know. So's the Pillsbury dough boy. I'm gonna eat some American Fries now.
4 comments:
I always thougt Thing was creepy but Helpin Han was kinda cute. Now I no that all severd hans are sinistr.
Why don't you write about important things, like Donald Pleasence or Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? That damned hand is French, you know. So's the Pillsbury dough boy. I'm gonna eat some American Fries now.
Yeah, write about deep fat fried foods-that's it.
Anyone sides me wanna see Helpin Hand give ol Popnfresh a good poke inda gutski?
D'oh! Th humanity!
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