It looks like a finger but it DOES ALL THIS: 1. Shoots cap bombs. 2. Launches S.O.S signals: "Help, I'm being held hostage by a projectile-launching plastic finger attached to my hand!" 3. Writes like a ballpoint pen that uses your own blood. 4. Shoots "secret bullets", which is far better than bullets having your return address written on them. 5. Shoots "message missiles" --and really, whose finger doesn't do that? 6. Shoots "fragmentation bomb", as opposed to those generic bombs that burst leaving clowns and ferris wheels in their wake.
yeah, i know____________________
Reviews of Sixfinger:
"I adore sixfinger. I got one up on the gun rack of my truck and 7 more pickled in a jar." -- Caesar "Chip" De Longpre
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I was amazed that you didn't mention the secret code clicker, As far as the six finger thing I had to have my removed from my nose........Secret Agent accident.....you know....
Thanks for sharing your experience
Your welcome
I jus pointd to a bank tellr an said, "I got me a Sixfingr, an I know howta use it."
She gave up th money right away.
My Sixfinger got me stopped at airport security.
coco - and what about the pneumatic clicker mode for that deep-bore nostril goodness?
slyam - and thank you for the quality of your patronage.
polanski baby - i tried that one once but had my sixfinger bit off. they always regenerate though. you can't beat american craftmanship.
bond - that's tough.
I really did know a guy who had a little scar on the side of each hand. He was born with a sixth finger and his parents had them surgically removed at birth. They didn't want him to be ridiculed his whole life.
One of my camp counselors had six toes per foot, which we thought was hecka cool. I'm not sure he ever considered the marketing possibilities.
missy - if you must have a finger removed, surgery is better than the string and doorknob solution.
bo barley - topper toys would'a sued for copyright infringement, although i don't know if Sixtoe sold too well in the States.
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