Pacoima's 101 Greatest Make-Out Spots

I listen to a good deal of radio. There's much I could say about this subject but for now I just want to ask: why does Paul Harvey have to be on the airwaves? What is he doing?!!! His plodding hum-drum stories about nothing drive me batty. I liken him to the obnoxious uncle whose sole function is to show you how he can magically produce quarters out of your ear. You're not amazed or interested. You just wish he'd vanish but he's so caught up in self-amusement that you'd feel guilty if you left him in the lurch. --I sincerely don't want to hear "the rest of the story!" . Please put it away.

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So that's my rant about Paul Harvey and I'm already starting to feel remorseful. It was simply an excuse to fill space here. He's probably really a very fine "fellow American". The End.

Disclaimer: contrary to rumor, I'm not always negative and not everything is potential joke fodder to me. Bu take my word for it, if I started laying down a serious political tone here I'd simply alienate everybody and I'm not quite ready to do that just yet. I do try to operate with a modicum of consciousness regarding the weighty events befalling our world as of late, realizing that this "kooky" blog would have been a lot less conspicuous in the fun and prosperous Nineties, when frivolity was king.

This blog is a purge --a means of dispensing stuff that just isn't befitting of a grown man contemplating a Presidential run. It's time I faced it. I don't want to be that old guy who wears Hawaiian shirts and drinks Papst all day, trying to mingle with the kids down at the drag strip. --just call me "Pops". After I unload all my boxes of drawings, photos, and memorabilia here, then it's gone for good and time to move on. Then I shall retire a wise bearded samurai (with a 'sixer of Papst).