Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Apologies to my 3.5 subscribers

As you may have heard, the Sun is supposed to supernova any day now. So instead of idling around here and wasting precious time, I've been idling over at Facebook.com and wasting precious time there instead. I haven't altogether abandoned the Bloggy-Blog mandate of taking over the planet with my random scrawl, it's just that I have become completely bereft of new ideas or original thoughts. This is the danger of getting older and complacent --not that I am getting older and complacent. Still, be warned, lest you get older and complacent.

Meanwhile, if it should happen that I'm not here to hold your hand till the bitter end, just remember: the status quo is out to eat your brain and fill the empty space in your skull with crazy conspiracy theories. My advice is to stay asleep as long as you possibly can and avoid the harsh winter that lies ahead, just like the bears do. Yes, follow the bears' lead and hibernate. Just make sure you have plenty of beer on hand and cable TV. I guess that's an easy adjustment as life won't change for any of you.

Love each other and don't forget to rotate your socks.

26 comments:

Cocovan said...

Thank you, Oh wise one for the comforting words.......
Can I borrow some socks?

paul said...

mommy, what's a sufernoda?

Charlie Bo Barley said...

Just wanted you to know, I'm writing in Studs Terkel and Yma Sumac for president, for the Dearly Departed Party.

Evan the bucket drummer said...

Dude,
I still love you and all, But why all the wasted time over at Face plant?
It's not really that exciting just staring at faces......Is it?

Cocovan said...

I want some more Eggnog!

Geritopia said...

Go and get some. Trundle off now.

DelorumRex said...

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Joey Polanski said...

Facebook is fer reggalr fokes.

Come back to th blogassfear ...

... where th freaks belong.

Geritopia said...

Polanski, there's truth in them noodles.

Dementia is right around the bend and you know how fertile the of decaying mind can be. I've still got a placeholder here; a bed pan and intravenous whiskey. So you never can be sure.t

Cocovan said...

My pants are too tight and my bladder is full, What should I do?

Cocovan said...

MAN BOOBS YAY!

Joey Polanski said...

Jack says "Hey."

Joey Polanski said...

Been quite a party, ainit?

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