Sunday, March 05, 2006

Wheels Pt.3


This is an "adult tricycle" from 1885. It has matching oil lamps. I'm thinking of buying this one. What a peach! It will certainly enable me to impress the ladies as I peel out, lay a patch and pop wheelies. --Oh, and yes, brodies* too.

Actually I'm not sure if this is a bike or some sort of Victorian time machine. I guess I'm having second thoughts. What exactly does "adult" tricycle imply anyway? Is it kinky? It could either be the best ride of your life or it might make you sterile. ...Like so many other things.

*brodie: to brake and skid the rear wheel so as to make a sharp turn; also broadie [Australian].

5 comments:

Joey Polanski said...

No. Ya take a chick fer a ride, an ya let HER signal fer a rite turn. When th spokes lop off her han, shell be all like "You GOTTA get me to a hospittl!" an then you coud go like "An whatter you gonna do fer me?"

Im tellin ya, shell probly do justa bout ANYTHING!

Joey Polanski said...

Wile shes still conscious, anyhow.

Anonymous said...

What does an adult tricycle say to me? "Leisure World!"

Geritopia said...

OK Joey, now you've just out-creeped the creeper.

And Anonymous, If you you're needing a ride into Leisure World, we'll be by to pick you up later. -Mr. Microphone

Cocovan said...

That "Trike" Puts my "Depends" in a wad..........