Monday, June 19, 2006

Good Night & Good Luck

Apparently Kim Jong-il will be launching a ballistic missle into my front lawn within the next 24 hrs. That should help to rid my flower bed of those pesky snails once and for all. If you don't hear from me again, I just want everyone to know that I am sorry but I won't be making it to the next "Anthrocon".


Joey Polanski said...

Dont werry. Th Nort Koreans cant lawnch their missle wile its so cloudy ovr Nort Korea.

Souns like a job fer th Grass-Pickr an his cronys.

Anonymous said...

I was relieved when I followed your Anthrocon link. In the context of your post, I was afraid it had something to do with Anthrax.

Is that you in the weasle suit?

Geritopia said...

yo anonymous,

Along with viruses, one must be prepared for anthrax emanating from various "joke" sites.

Everyone knows I am a weasel in weasel's clothing.

Ha-ha-ha. Yuk-yuk.