Tuesday, November 07, 2006

3 Reasons Why I'm Not On Myspace

1. I'm too old.
2. I'm too sleepy.
3. I'm not in the "edgy" demographic.
4. I wasn't weaned on Johnny Knoxville.
5. I'm extremely old.
6. I ain't got no tattoos on my face.
8. I've never worn a Mexican wrestling mask (but I'd like to).
10. I don't like Myspace.


Cocovan said...

You forgot:
Your too tall,
Your ears are too big,
And you tie your shoes funny....

Your too old......

Geritopia said...

The list is as endless as I am ancient (we are star dust)