Monday, January 08, 2007

By the cold light of an infomercial

Sorry, I really have nothing to talk about. This is the year of positivity and I'm drawing blank.

Perhaps if someone asked me a really messy personal question, we could get the ball rolling. I could give advice. I know many of you are experiencing a life crisis and could benefit from my wisdom.

Ready, go.

8 comments:

simple said...

It's because it's the year of Positivity that you're drawing a blank. You've entered a state of ignorant bliss. Enjoy it.

Soon, you'll be putting up pictures of cute kittens and bunnies. Have you been watching the Oprah show? I understand she's been positive for a few years now.

Cocovan said...

Dear Mandingo,
I.... I have this "friend" who has a problem with dangling dingles, Now It hasn't been a big problem I....I mean my friend has not really been too affected by these, But lately I find it, I mean my friend has noticed that, Well It is quite embarrassing when people comment about them I mean complete strangers walk right up to me and always have some derogatory statement, Is it just me or is my friend just sensitive about this subject?........

Geritopia said...

simple:

i've entered the state of ignorance -- still waiting for the bliss. how long?

co-van:

you should stop covering for your "friend". putting quotes around his/her name only delays the "healing".

Joey Polanski said...

I have a friend that evryone thinks is me. Its gettin t be that evn he thinks hes me. Now Im startn t wondr.

Is he?

Geritopia said...

he-he-he

Joey Polanski said...

DANG! Now theres THREE of im!

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together."

Oh, yeah: "Goo goo g'joob!"

Anonymous said...

i've entered the state of ignorance -- still waiting for the bliss. how long?

You're already in a state of bliss. You're just to ignorant to realize it.

Geritopia said...

That's a clever anonymous.