OK, I could potentially really embarrass myself here, and so can you. Here's how: write some song lyrics and submit them in the "comments" section along with two box tops from Kellogg's Special K (or the street drug variant). The lyrics shouldn't be too long and I would recommend that they include a repeat-chorus style arrangement to work with. I will then record a song based on whichever singular submission that I select as the best. If no one replies then I will either go on a drinking binge or write an instrumental. The finished work will be posted here as a link to an MP3 that you can download and listen to. Doesn't that sound like fun? Knock yourselves up -I mean out!
Offer applies only in the planetary sphere known as "Earth". Song submissions are welcome from friends and family and employees of geritopia without limitation or restrictions. Finished song becomes property of Geritopia Industries Inc. and her subsidiaries, including ChewyBeefstick records. Song may be slightly edited to conform to music patterns and/or arrangement. Spam in the comments section are also legitimate contenders. Winner receives a burnt piece of bacon* Offer expires on 11-10-05.